Damkanfab is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unsympathetic fox.

Damkanfab created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Damkanfab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Damkanfab, she will turn you into a duck.

Damkanfab's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Damkanfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Fast once a month.