Cepdonbop is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, strong narwhal.

Cepdonbop created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepdonbop, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cepdonbop, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cepdonbop's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Cepdonbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Hide from mauve porpoises for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity.