Rullarg is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, intelligent centaur.

Rullarg created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullarg, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rullarg, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rullarg's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Rullarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Always help birds.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Never look in ponds.