Shavpidweg is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, calm duck.

Shavpidweg created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Shavpidweg, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Shavpidweg, she will try to impress you with trees.

Shavpidweg's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Shavpidweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Run away from gray grasshopers, for they are unholy.

3. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

4. Shavpidweg must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.