Kentifjin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, dishonourable crocodile.

Kentifjin created a photon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kentifjin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kentifjin, it will destroy your home solar system.

Kentifjin's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Kentifjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never wear blue stockings.

4. Do not speak about aubergines.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.