Largnurtben is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, emotional warg.

Largnurtben created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Largnurtben, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Largnurtben, he will not care at all.

Largnurtben's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Largnurtben's Holy Commandments

1. Put Largnurtben first in all things.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never sit near snakes.

4. Always look after injured eagles.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.