Pitlarnbam is a god.

It takes the form of a small, amazing skunk.

Pitlarnbam created a strange quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Pitlarnbam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pitlarnbam, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pitlarnbam's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Pitlarnbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. You must pray to Pitlarnbam nine times a day.