Butgadzog Popgebgam is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, narcissistic giraffe.

Butgadzog Popgebgam created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Butgadzog Popgebgam, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Butgadzog Popgebgam, he will make you grow a tail.

Butgadzog Popgebgam's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Butgadzog Popgebgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near tortoises while wearing turquoise trousers and balancing five carbon spheres on your legs.

2. You must love Butgadzog Popgebgam.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Butgadzog Popgebgam in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not speak about coconuts.
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