Fabdablib is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, awesome armadillo.

Fabdablib created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Fabdablib, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fabdablib, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fabdablib's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Fabdablib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near tapirs while wearing purple stockings and balancing six lead spheres on your legs.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

3. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

5. Run away if eight foxes approach from the east.
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