Pinmapbonkzodcetcutnellbap is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, prudent meerkat.

Pinmapbonkzodcetcutnellbap created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinmapbonkzodcetcutnellbap, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pinmapbonkzodcetcutnellbap, he will turn you into a rat.

Pinmapbonkzodcetcutnellbap's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Pinmapbonkzodcetcutnellbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Run away from indigo birds, for they are unholy.