Dobniggam is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, astonishing
weasel.
Dobniggam created the planet Venus three million years ago.
If you believe in
Dobniggam, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Dobniggam, he will attempt to scare you with floods.
Dobniggam's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Dobniggam's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Dobniggam in the centre of the settlement.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Always treat voles with great respect.
5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.