Raphimgov is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, slow horse.

Raphimgov created everything that exists four billion years ago.

If you believe in Raphimgov, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Raphimgov, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Raphimgov's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Raphimgov's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Raphimgov on top of all buildings.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Worship no other gods but Raphimgov.

5. Do not leap in public.