Wannellyak Budcissrill is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciless walrus.

Wannellyak Budcissrill created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Wannellyak Budcissrill, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wannellyak Budcissrill, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Wannellyak Budcissrill's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Wannellyak Budcissrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Run away if six otters approach from the south.

4. Run away from orange snakes, for they are unholy.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.