Bunnibpark is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient deer.

Bunnibpark created time and space six million years ago.

If you believe in Bunnibpark, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bunnibpark, it will turn you into a rock.

Bunnibpark's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bunnibpark's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.