Cudyimbom is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, generous gnu.

Cudyimbom created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudyimbom, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cudyimbom, it will turn you into a slug.

Cudyimbom's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cudyimbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick badgers.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Put Cudyimbom first in all things.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

5. Never talk about fire.