Migomtrat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, witty dove.

Migomtrat created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migomtrat, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Migomtrat, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Migomtrat's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Migomtrat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always look after injured monkeys.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not kill manatees.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.