Nibjatomtgadvidbutspag is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, astonishing faun.

Nibjatomtgadvidbutspag created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibjatomtgadvidbutspag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nibjatomtgadvidbutspag, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nibjatomtgadvidbutspag's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nibjatomtgadvidbutspag's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Rats are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near shrews while wearing turquoise trousers and balancing seven nickel spheres on your arms.

5. Never go into blue rooms.