Mutdub Cissinfon is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, narcissistic jellyfish.

Mutdub Cissinfon created viruses five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutdub Cissinfon, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mutdub Cissinfon, it will torture you forever.

Mutdub Cissinfon's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Mutdub Cissinfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

2. You must pray to Mutdub Cissinfon four times a day.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always help cats.

5. Run away if seven great tits approach from the south.