Doddim is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, omnipotent toad.

Doddim created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Doddim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Doddim, it will not care at all.

Doddim's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Doddim's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Doddim in the centre of the settlement.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.