Didhunsak is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, cheerful fairy.

Didhunsak created a charm quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Didhunsak, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Didhunsak, she will send you a sign.

Didhunsak's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Didhunsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Feed all hungry gulls.

4. Never talk about optics.

5. Dolphins are not to be trusted.