Bepwothentaf is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, deceitful wasp.

Bepwothentaf created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Bepwothentaf, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bepwothentaf, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bepwothentaf's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Bepwothentaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never feed lots of figs to badgers while wearing mauve corsets.

3. You must love Bepwothentaf.

4. Never think about bacteria.

5. Never go into pink rooms.