Flowraghat is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective zebra.

Flowraghat created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowraghat, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flowraghat, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Flowraghat's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Flowraghat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near geese while wearing violet shorts.