Nadragflamteenyaront is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, kind turtle.

Nadragflamteenyaront created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadragflamteenyaront, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nadragflamteenyaront, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nadragflamteenyaront's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Nadragflamteenyaront's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Retreat if five horses approach from the north.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about rats.