Badnabmot is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, resourceful butterfly.

Badnabmot created Asia seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Badnabmot, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Badnabmot, it will throw large rocks at you.

Badnabmot's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Badnabmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Run away if five squirrels approach from the east.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Always look after injured otters.

5. Do not covet oxen.