Badnabmot is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, resourceful
butterfly.
Badnabmot created Asia seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Badnabmot, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Badnabmot, it will throw large rocks at you.
Badnabmot's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Badnabmot's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Run away if five squirrels approach from the east.
3. Never talk about comets.
4. Always look after injured otters.
5. Do not covet oxen.