Yokbunnig is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, resourceful unicorn.

Yokbunnig created dark energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokbunnig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yokbunnig, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yokbunnig's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Yokbunnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Yokbunnig loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yokbunnig.