Tigtafruttit is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, grumpy hedgehog.

Tigtafruttit created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigtafruttit, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tigtafruttit, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tigtafruttit's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tigtafruttit's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tigtafruttit's priests.

2. Feed all hungry badgers.

3. Ducks are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about voles.

5. Never wear brown shorts.