Nurnulljam is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fast otter.

Nurnulljam created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurnulljam, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nurnulljam, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nurnulljam's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nurnulljam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

3. Seals are not to be trusted.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Erect a giant red sculpture of Nurnulljam in the centre of the settlement.