Tofmotrul is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, passionate bat.

Tofmotrul created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofmotrul, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tofmotrul, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Tofmotrul's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Tofmotrul's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Never wear brown shoes.

3. Never talk about bats.

4. Never sing in the presence of tapirs.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.