Figlagpig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, merciless coyote.

Figlagpig created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Figlagpig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Figlagpig, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Figlagpig's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Figlagpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Figlagpig's name in vain.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

3. Run away if four grasshopers approach from the north.

4. You must pray to Figlagpig five times a day.

5. Erect three copper sculptures of Figlagpig on top of important buildings.