Sandyimmitsug is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, staggering finch.

Sandyimmitsug created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sandyimmitsug, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sandyimmitsug, he will boil you in a big pot.

Sandyimmitsug's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Sandyimmitsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Sandyimmitsug in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about dark matter.