Tamzenbest is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, strong goose.

Tamzenbest created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamzenbest, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tamzenbest, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Tamzenbest's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Tamzenbest's Holy Commandments

1. Tamzenbest must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never hurt badgers.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not kill moths.

5. Put Tamzenbest first in all things.