Raklagveg is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, contented frog.

Raklagveg created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Raklagveg, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Raklagveg, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Raklagveg's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Raklagveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about dark matter near ducks while wearing black hats and balancing eight silver spheres on your head.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Raklagveg in the centre of the settlement.