Sagnabtunfom is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, quiet snake.

Sagnabtunfom created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagnabtunfom, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sagnabtunfom, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sagnabtunfom's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Sagnabtunfom's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Put Sagnabtunfom first in all things.

3. Always help nematodes in need.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Sagnabtunfom loves hamsters, so they must be respected.