Cutmitpad is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, pitiless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cutmitpad created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutmitpad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cutmitpad, it will be mildly annoyed.

Cutmitpad's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Cutmitpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bread.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about gravity near tapirs while wearing yellow shoes and balancing six tin spheres on your back.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.