Labmegfig is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm elephant.

Labmegfig created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labmegfig, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Labmegfig, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Labmegfig's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Labmegfig's Holy Commandments

1. Labmegfig loves seals, so they must be honoured.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never leap in the presence of great tits.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.