Yatcetdit is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unthoughtful mole.

Yatcetdit created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatcetdit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yatcetdit, he will have a low opinion of you.

Yatcetdit's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Yatcetdit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four pigs approach from the south.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Never talk about cats.

4. Yatcetdit loves dogs, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about gravity.