Litgupgat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental wyvern.

Litgupgat created humanity four billion years ago.

If you believe in Litgupgat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Litgupgat, it will turn you into a mouse.

Litgupgat's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Litgupgat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near foxes while wearing magenta rings and balancing three gold spheres on your back.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Litgupgat.