Tungodkim is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful fish.

Tungodkim created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tungodkim, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tungodkim, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Tungodkim's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tungodkim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tungodkim.

4. Hide if seven manatees approach from the east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.