Joplarpmigjigboddudcabcen is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, caring finch.

Joplarpmigjigboddudcabcen created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Joplarpmigjigboddudcabcen, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Joplarpmigjigboddudcabcen, he will remove you from existence.

Joplarpmigjigboddudcabcen's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Joplarpmigjigboddudcabcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Never paint your arms pink.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. You must never eat peas.