Cudnullarn is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, merciless salamander.

Cudnullarn created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudnullarn, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cudnullarn, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cudnullarn's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Cudnullarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near swans while wearing black tights.

2. Never hurt foxes.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always treat frogs with great respect.