Fadstig Cussawomin Ladafwit is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, bad-tempered guinea pig.

Fadstig Cussawomin Ladafwit created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fadstig Cussawomin Ladafwit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fadstig Cussawomin Ladafwit, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fadstig Cussawomin Ladafwit's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fadstig Cussawomin Ladafwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near squirrels while wearing white corsets and balancing seven gold spheres on your back.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Fadstig Cussawomin Ladafwit loves badgers, so they must be respected.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

5. Do not keep six hamsters in a large pit.