Sansigsabtarpliglarngigsid is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humane otter.

Sansigsabtarpliglarngigsid created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sansigsabtarpliglarngigsid, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sansigsabtarpliglarngigsid, he will turn you into a hamster.

Sansigsabtarpliglarngigsid's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sansigsabtarpliglarngigsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Sansigsabtarpliglarngigsid loves swans, so they must be honoured.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.