Xemhamnelnadcemdadlip is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, strong wombat.

Xemhamnelnadcemdadlip created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xemhamnelnadcemdadlip, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xemhamnelnadcemdadlip, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Xemhamnelnadcemdadlip's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Xemhamnelnadcemdadlip's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Xemhamnelnadcemdadlip on top of important buildings.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always help gulls.