Habbegdab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, calm camel.

Habbegdab created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habbegdab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Habbegdab, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Habbegdab's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Habbegdab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Never feed bread to capybaras while wearing indigo corsets.

3. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

4. Run away from yellow snails, for they are unholy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.