Rapfityarp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, irritating centaur.

Rapfityarp created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapfityarp, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rapfityarp, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Rapfityarp's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Rapfityarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near snails while wearing orange stockings and balancing eight silver spheres on your head.

2. Never chant near turtles.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

4. Always obey Rapfityarp's priests.

5. Do not drink alcohol.