Bablamsag is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonest goblin.

Bablamsag created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bablamsag, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bablamsag, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bablamsag's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bablamsag's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bablamsag.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.