Homkartin is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy hyena.

Homkartin created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Homkartin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Homkartin, she will laugh at you.

Homkartin's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Homkartin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snails.

2. Do not take Homkartin's name in vain.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near rats while wearing brown ear rings and balancing four zinc spheres on your neck.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.