Pibgod is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, emotional bird.

Pibgod created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibgod, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pibgod, he will laugh at you.

Pibgod's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Pibgod's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pibgod.

4. Never run near geese.

5. Never talk about asteroids.