Rakkarmabbaghitligcad is a god.

He takes the form of a large, astonishing swallow.

Rakkarmabbaghitligcad created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakkarmabbaghitligcad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rakkarmabbaghitligcad, he will throw large rocks at you.

Rakkarmabbaghitligcad's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Rakkarmabbaghitligcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Feed all hungry nematodes.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about black holes.