Komcubgon is a god.

She takes the form of a large, blissful mink.

Komcubgon created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komcubgon, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Komcubgon, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Komcubgon's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Komcubgon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Komcubgon.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never eat green fruit.